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The Most Disobeyed Stop Sign in the World
Nobody stops for this stop sign. Satisfy some hidden fantasy and blow right through with
no regard for oncoming traffic. It's fun.
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The World's Smallest Pontoon Pond
Pictured is the pond and the pontoon. The pond measures about 30 yards across. If the
owner isn't home, you can go out and sit on the pontoon.
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Aaron's
Go-Cart-A-Rama
It's seasonal, and they use a box spring to smooth out the track, but
for high-speed
racing fun nothing beats Aaron's Go-Cart-A-Rama. Just don't
roll over your Go-Cart.
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Nellie
the Goat
Nellie the Goat is a special attraction in Beal City. Nellie and her
two kids Gladys and
Ernestine will
entertain for hours. Here Nellie does her special
balancing on the garbage
can trick. It's
a blast and three-quarters. Note: Gertie the timid goat is no longer
available.
This
attraction is temporarily closed
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The
Secret Swing
If you can find it, and there isn't anything blocking its path, you
can wile away the
hours on the Beal City secret swing. (Not pictured, the
secret rope. Also fun.) |
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Tom
P's Chickens
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Ever chase chickens?
What could possibly be more fun than chasing chickens? At Tom P's chickens you can while away the hours chasing chickens. There are all types of chickens. Big chickens, small chickens and even middle-sized chickens. All chickens and all chaseable. If you get lucky, Tom P will come out and show you his favorite chicken (pictures to the right). |
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Cows
Seriously, what in the world could be more fun than a bunch
of cows? |
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Danger Barns
For extreme Beal City adventure you can brave the danger
barns. You never
know what might happen when you set foot in a danger barn The floor may
give
way, the ceiling might collapse, a wall may come tumbling down or you may
just
get a splinter. There are probably 81 of these danger barns all over Beal
City.
What fun! For those who aren't brave enough to enter a danger barn, you
can
just look at it and watch as it gradually crumbles away. |
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Wheat
fields
The kids will spend hours running through Beal City's many
wheat fields.
There really isn't anything better and, unlike corn fields, they won't get
lost.
As a souvenir, they can bring home handfuls of actual wheat to play
with. |
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The tree covered path
Looking for a romantic stroll? This is the place for you. The
tree covered path. Not
recommended for people taller than 3.5 feet. |
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Pigeons |
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Want to see pigeons. There are all
kinds of pigeons. White ones, brown ones, speckled ones. |
Snowy Hill
Run up the hill, fall down the hill, run up the hill, run
down the hill. It's great fun. |
Run around in a corn field. It's awesome but be careful
because
you might get totally lost. Corn is tall. |
