Canth Clroy
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Deep Thoughts
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Canje Clnor
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Canje Clnor is a very thoughtful person. And sometimes, frequently, those thoughts are deep. So we share them with you, all of you, even you, and you know who I mean. So now... some deep thoughts by Canje Clnor... |
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So this morning I was running to catch the subway, when I tripped and fell in front of a bus. My whole life flashed before me when Superman came out of the sky and took me out of harm's way. I probably should have thanked him, but in the chaos of it all, he ripped my new Burberry skirt. The skirt was really expensive, and it was the first time I had worn it. The more I think about it, the more pissed off I get. |
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I had a dream last night that my apartment was robbed. When I woke up, my apartment had been robbed. Everything was gone. I often wonder if that was really a dream at all. |
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Sometimes when I get really drunk I get all sentimental. I think about those I have loved and lost; the meaning of it all. And sometimes I just throw up out of cab windows. |
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I woke up this morning and I felt something weird lying next to me. It was warm and moved around a little when I bumped up against it. It smelled like beer and pot. I was starting to get nervous when it rolled over and I saw that it was just my boyfriend. What a relief....what a relief. |
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I think a beam of light should shoot out of the sky whenever someone reaches Nirvana. That way, everyone knows about it, and you could throw a really cool enlightenment party or something. |
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A few weeks ago while I was taking a walk in the park, I had a vision of Jesus coming down from the Heavens. "My child," he warned, "Stay away from the one armed albino, the one armed albino is the devil." Well, sure enough, the next day a one armed albino started working in the cubical next to mine. We're moving in together next week. Jesus couldn't have been talking about Stan....Stan is cool. |
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The first time I took a painkiller I remember thinking 'Man, wouldn't it be great if I just felt like this all the time.' I wonder if anyone else has ever felt like that. |
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If someone asked me if I wanted pepperoni on my pizza, I would say, yes, because I would know it was a trick question. I hate pepperoni. |
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I think that everyone deserves a second chance, even monkeys. |
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If you had the money to clone yourself, would you? Also, would you force your clone to clean up after you, cause I would. |
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Do you think that God exists? Or more importantly, if he does, do you think he ever drinks Sprite? |
