It was another adventure in scoreless defenseless football as all three teams successfully did not attend Tom Bowl 30. With clear skies and no teams in sight and a lock on the gate Tom Bowl 30 lived up to the hype. Attendance: Fake News tally - 13. Actual tally - 1

Who you would have seen at Tom Bowl 30

The top three conference champions in college football met to determine the true national champion

QB - Tua Tagovailoa QB

DE - Clelin Ferrell

RB – Josh Jacobs

RB – Travis Etienne

LB – Nate Evans

LB  - Mack Wilson

OL -  Mitch Hyatt

S - Richie Grant

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