Bruce
Banner, on the run from the re-animated and reinstated General Ross, turns
the corner onto
Sesame Street
. Upon seeing the fluffy
denizens strolling about, he stops by a garbage can and stares in
disbelief. Then Oscar
pops up, surprising the timid, mentally imbalanced doc and proceeds to
berate him. Dr. Banner,
becomes extremely curious about this mass of cotton fluff's ability to
communicate and wonders how smart he is.
Plus, being green, gamma radiation might have something to do with
it. The conversation doesn't
go well and Oscar's anti-social behavior and quick-witted quips cause
frustration in him. Oscar
throws garbage on Banner's last pair of decent shoes and pushes him over
the edge. He hulks out to
stupid green hulk. (with Oscar's patented eyes widening)
"Hulk
smash puny garbage man."
"Hey,
you're green, too?" Oscar says.
Hulk
bears a ham hock fist down on Oscar's garbage can just as the lid closes.
Oscar is faster and retreats beneath to the maze of underground
sewers.
The
Hulk kicks away the flattened garbage can and sees the nuclear-blast proof
port entrance on the concrete beneath. He
pulls it out of the ground and light spills onto Oscar who's muttering
something under his breath.
"You
can't hide from Hulk, Stinky!"
Oscar
holds a finger up and yells,
"Wormy!
Attack!!!"
A
red and yellow striped line zips from his finger and strikes the Hulk in
his right eye. Searing pain
lances thru the emerald giant's head and Oscar's compatriot, Wormy the
worm, burrows thru the viscous liquid of his eye and gains access to his
brain thru the path his optic nerve had occupied moments before his
razor-lined maw began to work.
"What
has Stinky man done to Hulk?"
The
lumbering giant steps backwards shakily and forces his good left eye open
just in time to see the relatively diminutive Oscar launch the contents of
a rusted bucket into his face.
"It
burns!" screams the Hulk
as he spins around in pain.
"It's
gotten in Hulk's mouth! It
tastes like burning!"
"That'll
teach ya!" a sinister chuckling voice says behind him.
With
a deep, violent shudder, the Hulk falls backwards, his massive weight
shaking
Sesame Street
as he splits the concrete around him.
Oscar squeezes around the Hulk's smoldering head to peer out of his
hole.
"Who
says garbage can't be your friend?"