Thing number 1 – On my way to work there is a construction area where everyone has to get down to one lane. They’ve been working on this for months now so everyone has gotten pretty used to getting over. Well, I’ll tell you, nothing burns me more than when everyone gets over into one lane and some jerk comes driving up the other lane passing everybody and then pushing their way into the line at the front. It slows everyone else down. So this morning, everyone gets over like good motorists and sure enough some car comes speeding down the open left lane and then puts the blinkers on so he can get over into the one lane. Except this car was a police car. Cops aren’t supposed to do crap like that. I was pissed.
Thing number 2 – When I was walking into work I saw this woman wearing an outfit that was so horrendous that even I noticed it and it pissed me off. It was like a professionalized hooker outfit but she wasn’t a hooker. She went into one of the office buildings I walk by on the way to my building and had a building ID badge. What the heck is that all about?
Thing number 3 – I had to iron my pants this morning before leaving to work (pissed me off but ironing always does so that doesn’t make my list). When I got to work I realized I had ironed two creases in my left pant leg so I look like a tool.