Archive for October, 2005

Sock Drawer

Sunday, October 30th, 2005

So, today I’m literally cleaning out my sock drawer and suddenly I got incredibly sick to my stomach. I mean really sick. Gurgling noises and everything. It was the pits. Makes me wonder about my previous post.

KFC

Saturday, October 29th, 2005

So, as those of you who know, for some time now I’ve had something against KFC. It wasn’t just some random dislike, it was earned by the Colonel for giving me some tainted chicken strips. I remember the post-strip fallout very well. Horrible. So this weekend I finally decided to let bygones be bygones and had Canca go out and get some finger licking good chicken. It was actually pretty good and no real fallout… yet.

Obnoxious tall bald man at grocery store

Thursday, October 6th, 2005

So I go to the local grocer and the line is going down the beer aisle. And this is the express lane! But we patiently stand there. A second cashier opens up at the service desk and starts calling people over from the express line one at a time. At this point this tall bald obnoxious guy shows up and seriously starts yelling at the grocery store people to open more lanes. Then he sees that there is one person in the service desk line. Now remember, there is one line for both cashiers. People have been just going one at a time to whichever one is open. When the obnoxious tall bald man sees there is just one person in line by the service desk he pushes through everyone and then stands there making open-mouthed faces at us. Several people try to explain to him that he just cut everyone because we’ve been going to both cashiers but he’s so excited at “outsmarting” all of us that he can’t get it through his head that he just cut everyone and that he looks like a fool. I wanted to toss the package of brats I had just bought at him but then I wouldn’t of had anything for dinner. The woman next to me wanted to do much worse. The sad thing is, this guy left the store still thinking he was so darn smart and the rest of us were so darn stupid to be standing in line. I don’t like the obnoxious tall bald man and hope to never see him again.

Bridge on the Captain

Wednesday, October 5th, 2005

Every now and then I like to tick myself off by watching the end of Star Trek: Generations. This movie had so much potential and Paramount blew it with that ridiculous story and stupid ending. You just don’t kill Kirk. Yesterday was one of those days. I watched it and got mad all over again. I get over it quickly, but it still gets me.

Ice

Monday, October 3rd, 2005

I really thought I’d have more to post in here but I don’t really seem to have much to say. The other day I was at a tailgate and I found a piece of ice which I gave to a friend of mine. He threw it at another guy who happened to be walking by and the piece of ice got stuck in the guy’s glasses. What are the odds?